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Healthy Snacks for Your Vampire Teen!
Face it – kids like to snack, especially teens. Unfortunately our vampire kids can’t process a lot of gluten or carbs or processed sugar. For an special treat try these very special brownies. Perfect...
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Cocktails – Vampire Style (while we watch America’s Got Talent with the kids)
Tonight Teddy and I are watching America’s Got Talent with the kids. And low and behold the first act that comes on is called CMYK and they are amazing. The guy does performance art! Wow. Look it up on...
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Cocktails in an Alternate Universe with a Vampire Mom
My 16 year old son came home today with an A+ and a nice note from his teacher about an essay he’d written on an alternate universe. He wrote about how he had his known life, and two alternate...
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Another Scary Night of America’s Got Talent with Vampire Iced Tea
UPDATE: Our votes went to… CMYK The Olate Dogs They were exceptional groups and it will be INSANE if they don’t go through. And In a tie the Parrot Guy Clint and Tim the singer (we gave them a few...
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Vampire Cocktails – Teddy’s almost complete list
Everyone loves cocktails – and nobody loves them better than my husband Teddy. Here are a few of our favorites you can enjoy! Note: Some of the recipes call for blood (yes, we’re Vampires). If you’re...
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ATG 2012 Finals and Teddy’s Famous Spicy Bloody Bertha Vampire Cocktail
UPDATE: 9/14/12…The Olate Dogs WON! Wow what a surprise! When it came to the top four it was a difficult choice but hey, everyone likes dogs (or they should – and I’m more of a cat person – but dogs...
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More Steaming HOT Salsa Labels!
More steaming HOT salsa labels from my friend Marla. She keeps the spice and hot steaming excitement of the moment with these fun labels. Who says canning isn’t romantic or sexy? Nobody here!!!! She...
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School Lunch for Vampire Teens – Recipe for Success
School lunches are better than they used to be in most schools in our area but for the Vampire Teen most are lacking in what our kids need. Being a teen on a sugar free, gluten free, high protein diet...
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In case you missed it…
Some things are better the second time around. In case you missed some of these more memorable posts…here you go. Parenting Juliette’s Ultimate Parenting Musings Embracing Ignorance – A Dangerous Game...
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Toasted Pumpkin Seeds – Life is Good
After we carve our Jack-o-Lanterns we roast the seeds. Halloween isn’t great for Vampires who can’t take too much sugar. So pumpkin seeds are the perfect Halloween treat (other than fresh blood but...
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Swiss Chard Recipe for Thanksgiving (and my Vampire Brother)
Before you (yes, you) go anywhere and brush this off as a “weird Vampire story” full of blood…DON’T. No blood or gore. Just good food and a little romance and family adventure AND a recipe that...
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Vampire Holiday Traditions with Egg Nog!
We’ve passed down our traditions – from starlight, to firelight to candlelight to gaslight and now to electric light and the glow of my very own computer monitor (or as my husband calls it “your square...
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Vampire Guide to Cocktails (cold weather drinks for adults).
Cocktails are in order. From time to time, especially on weekends my husband Teddy likes to make cocktails – lovely mixed drinks for adults. Vampire Coffee The Irish Cream is a splurge – leave it out...
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Friday the 31st – Kiss a Black Cat (and cocktails)
Today is Friday the 31st. That is 13 backwards. So in Vampire culture that means you will get thirteen times the good luck and none of the bad. So go kiss a black cat and make sure you have enough...
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Tuesday Vampire Cocktails and TV: Lemon Martini & AGT
It is Tuesday so that means our review of this week’s America’s Got Talent and Teddy’s Cocktails. First off with the cocktails. This is one of my favorites. Summer Moon Martini Juice from half a lemon...
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A Recipe for Change (with Vampires and Horrible Green Things)
Some folks are set in their ways. Sometimes that is due to youth and inexperience or fear of growing up. Sometimes it is because someone has been set in their ways for so long. For centuries. It...
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Vampire Nuts
Who is that knocking upon my door? The black shroud of death And doom Covers his form And hides all life Within. I wait, For his embrace, The cold kiss, Silken lashes, Claws down my back, In bloody...
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Juliette Roasts Pumpkin Seeds (an easy how-to with pictures)
At my house, after we carve our Jack-o-Lanterns, we roast the pumpkin seeds. Contrary to popular opinion Halloween isn’t great for Vampires due to the over abundance of sugar. I’m not kidding. We don’t...
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Ask Juliette: Irish Snakes, Soda Bread, and a Wee Unfortunate Bit of Troll...
Welcome to the St. Patrick’s Day edition of Ask Juliette – Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone. This is a regular Thursday feature here on Vampire Maman. If you have a question about ANYTHING send it...
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Toasted Pumpkin Seeds – Life is Good
After we carve our Jack-o-Lanterns we roast the seeds. Halloween isn’t great for Vampires who can’t take too much sugar. So pumpkin seeds are the perfect Halloween treat (other than fresh blood but...
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